Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
