I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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