so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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