Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
