we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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