My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Everyone says I win the strip club
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
