let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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