Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
