Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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