So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
