is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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