Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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