let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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