i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I know her cup size but not her name....
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