I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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