i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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