went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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