Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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