So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
But break dance skills will only take you so far
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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