I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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