3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
we're chasing vodka with high fives
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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