There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Mom said you looked used
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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