Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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