I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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