I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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