I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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