brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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