We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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