they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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