No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
