Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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