Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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