Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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