But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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