I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Dignity is for republicans.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
