I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
did i just pee glitter
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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