i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
i just google imaged poop.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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