You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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