I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
i think i just lost a toe
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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