your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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