So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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