Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
No subtext here. People are naked.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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