No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I AM VODKA MAN
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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