i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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