im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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