found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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