Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
apparently the secret to your success is patron
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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