thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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