I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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