well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
