how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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