Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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