i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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