Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Its about making memories worth repressing
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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